Sex Tips?

Cosmopolitan.com has a really great section called "Sex Tips From Guys: Their all-time favorite mattress moves revealed." And it is the best! If you can make it through all of them, you get some good, some funny and a bunch ridiculous. And it all depends on you.
And the accompanying photos? Cheese-tastic!

Examples:

"Watching a woman do Yoga is the hottest foreplay you could have without touching each other."

Hmmm,...I've also heard that watching women watch your husband do yoga is a turn on as well.

"Climb into my bed looking innocent, then do extremely dirty deeds. A girl who looks virginal but is really a sex kitten is every man's dream."

Yes. Except when you're trying to have sex without waking the kids. It's hard to act virginal with a c-section scar.

"Brush your teeth with minty toothpaste before going down on me. It'll be extra shivery."

I've got nothing to add. Good dental hygiene is important.

Okay. My impressions on the whole list? It seems to be sexy to be virginal and withhold vagina. There were a bunch of touch-me-like-it's-the-first-time and pin-my-legs-down and make-me-force-your-legs-open. I'm gonna go with evolution on this one. I believe the Cosmo editors screened their "guys." But it's a little creepy when read at one sitting.

I found the hidden erogenous zones interesting and worth a try next time. And it was nice to see that none of them included watching porn or using toys. Not that there's anything wrong with them, it's just cool to see what turns people on about their partner, with no outside tools.

Otherwise? Just a good time. They are clearly sans kids. And stretchmarks.