Are you ready to GET IT ON (for $9.99)?
Target is so full of good times that we are now on Part 3! In this section, Target will help you get in the mood for an evening of good lovin'. Movies, books, candles and booze...that's all it takes for me. And by purchasing it all at Target, I'm a cheap lay! Just what my husband likes.
First, let's begin with movies. Daniel Craig? Olivier Martinez? Yes, please!
Now that our eyes are stimulated, let's move onto our brains. One of these tossed into a cart full of household necessities will hardly even be noticed. Trust us--those Target checkers don't seem to raise their eyebrows at anything:
Now that our eyes are stimulated, let's move onto our brains. One of these tossed into a cart full of household necessities will hardly even be noticed. Trust us--those Target checkers don't seem to raise their eyebrows at anything: 
There's nothing worse than trying to have a cocktail at the end of a busy day and the only clean glasses in the cabinet have Elmo on them. Buy yourself some sexy new equipment for your mood enhancing drinks. Just holding a martini glass makes me feel sexier:
Target doesn't sell liquor, but it does have a ton of wine. Cheap and fancy, box and bottle. The new smaller boxes are cute and discreet, so you don't have to feel like a lush with a giant Franzia clogging up the fridge:
And finally, here is our arrangement for a sexy night, complete with pleasure chest, candles, chocolate, and wine. We also included a little pack of blank notes. Why not start the foreplay in the morning before work? A note slipped into a pocket or lunch can do more with sheer anticipation than some of the sexiest lingerie:
It's nice to be able to run regular errands and pick up a few things to keep the romance in your relationship. Like I needed more reasons to love Target?
Daniel Craig and a Box of wine is all I need to have a good time!
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