At a girls night recently, I was describing how, before a night of romance, I like to spend a few minutes alone so I can change into something sexy, spritz on a little perfume, and make the mental transition from mom to sex goddess. One of my girlfriends loved this idea, and asked if my husband gets himself all "minty fresh" too.Hmm. Come to think of it, he doesn't. When I enter the bedroom feeling sultry and ready for action, he is generally lying on the bed in his undies, possibly finishing up a round of Facebook poker. I guess it doesn't bother me exactly, but now that I think about it, it would be nice if he also took a few minutes to make himself more appealing.
The topic then segued into male grooming in general. How many husbands trim the hair down there? How many bother to take a shower before sex once in a while? How many go to the effort of brushing teeth and swishing with mouthwash before leaning in for soul kisses?
Turned out that among the four of us who were there that night, we all had complaints about our husbands' lack of effort. One woman even commented that if her husband would make more of an effort to be fresh and clean downstairs, she'd be willing to go down there more often.
Maybe we need an addendum to our suggestions to husbands for how to get lucky more often. If my man went to the effort to clean up and smell good, I would feel wooed. Attracted. And he'd get more of what he wants, more often.





You'd think that with all the Axe body spray commercials and sports stars pushing deodorant, men would get the picture. Maybe they should have "smell good for the ladies" PSA's during the world series of poker.
ReplyDeleteLong time, first time...
ReplyDeleteI carry a penis and have to say that I've never seen a correlation between my sex life and hygiene*. If you're looking for more sex from a penis-carrying well, member of society (husband or otherwise), I recommend rewarding him when his hygiene meets your standards. Otherwise, what's in it for him?
*I've got some really dirty friends that get a lot of action too.
Maybe we could assist in the process...men love a good shower and you could kill two birds with one stone...
ReplyDeleteI agree that straight men do not have to be manscaped to get the ladies. But you know who has meticulously groomed junk? Gay men. Because they not only receive, but give. And want to get more.
ReplyDeleteBut, if you're not married to a gay man, I'm gonna go with pandapanda. And just ask him to join me in the shower.