If those are still too wild for you, why not try a humble little vibrator like the Bird. It's cute! And it has a cute name!
Finally, if you are:
(A) embarrassed
(B) curious but not convinced
and/or
(C) worried your kids and/or mother-in-law will find it...
...then I recommend you invest in a small "massager." It looks like something you'd use on your neck. You can store it in any cabinet and relax, because if anyone sees it they won't think twice about it. But you'll know the secret...you can use it to "massage" any body parts you want.
Just go to a website like Amazon or Drugstore.com and search for "massager." You'll see what I mean.
OK, I love that these toys are all called "Berman Center Intimate Accessory..." Doesn't this lend itself to a well-researched mom buying a necessary appliance? I'd be much more likely to buy a Berman Center Intimate African-American Pleasurer than I would a Slutty Suzette's Slippery Black Vibrating Dildo. Good packaging.
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