Know Your Stuff

I am a lifelong learner (read: nerd.) That's ok, though. I can rock a pair of glasses Tina Fey-Style and my husband finds intelligence alluring, so it works for me.

A great way to keep my sex drive alive is to think about sex. And a great way to think about sex is to be learning something new. That's why I got these cool flashcards from Knock Knock. They are funny AND informative. For instance:

cassolette n. orig. ref. to perfume box with perforated lid, worn inside vagina in 18c France: a woman's natural personal scent. Used in a sentence: "Here's to a pungent cassolette!"

Never heard of that term before. And guess what? I'm thinking about sex. Aren't you? The cards are available from knockknock. I'm not going to be cheesy and say, "You can make a game of it and try to act out the cards in the bedroom..." That's ridiculous. But who knows? If I get drunk enough, I might offer my husband some Axillism. (That's penis-armpit intercourse, ladies. You just learned something new!)

Another good reason to be up to date on the lingo is that I'm a mom with two daughters who, if I believe the evening news, may be expected to give blow jobs in order to have male friends, possibly as early as Kindergarten. With that in mind I recently decided I'd better find out what a Dirty Sanchez is - Jon Stewart referenced it, so I guess it's time to find out.

I found out here: urbandictionary.com. Yeah, it wasn't very tempting, or even sexy, but, hey, now I know! So check it out; expand your sexual knowledge base. But I am warning you: DO NOT under ANY circumstances look up the Alabama Hot Pocket. You DO NOT want to know.

Oh, boy. You're gonna look, aren't you?