I was reading an article from the 1940's about how to be a good wife. There were ten "commandments" for a good marriage and one of them was:"Remember your most important job is to build up and maintain his ego (which gets bruised plenty in business). Morale is a woman's business."
I told my husband about it jokingly and he looked at me in complete seriousness and said, "It's true."
So, what to do...?
All this recent talk about sexting got me thinking. I was thinking about how easy it would be to accidentally send Jen* some incredibly sexy text about what I'm going to do to her tonight. Therefore, I'm going old school, ladies. Analog texting. That's right, cards! With mini envelopes. You can slip one in his briefcase or lunch bag. Or in his Blackberry/iPhone case.
I've left them in the medicine cabinet, or on the coffee maker so it was the first thing he saw in the morning. A little of your own text...
You. Me. Bedroom. Tonight.
I want you lying beneath me, naked and hungry.*
And you'll have a happy and ego-ful husband who can't wait to see you! Naked.
(Notes also available in French and Spanish).
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*Okay, those were way bad. I smell another post blooming.
Hmm. If I got that sext I think I would be confused...yet intrigued?
ReplyDeleteI do like the idea of the love notes. They're much more romantic than the line I used on my husband the other night: "Should I get liquored up or not? Cause I'm not gonna risk a hangover for nothing."
Sadly, it worked. He was instantly turned on.
Hahahahaha! I always wonder if my husband hears the cork pop out of the wine bottle, he thinks, "It's on!"
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